You might be served with the best burger in India, but do you know what makes it taste the best? When your friend is paying for it! 🤑
Whether you are 15 years old or 50 years old, we all get a kick from demanding a burger party or a pizza treat from our friends. But then our friends are none better than us. The more we demand a party from them, the more creative excuses they come up with to avoid taking out their wallets.
Lekin ab bahane nahi chalenge! Having overheard too much banter among friends at Ajay’s Cafe on who gives the treat, we have compiled some of the most compelling reasons for you to convince your friend to give you a party!
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Place a bet they will never win
This first one has actually been tried and tested on our dost-yaar. Give them a challenge which they will definitely lose. E.g. Challenge your friend to a truth and dare game. Next, give them the dare to go and ask their crush out for a cold coffee date. And if they lose, they have to give you a cold coffee treat.
Now, you are very well aware that the probability of your friend’s crush agreeing to go out on a coffee date is close to zero. This means you just earned yourself a treat! While your friend is recovering from the heartbreak, be a nice friend and do offer them a sip too. But make sure bill voh bhare!
Guilt trip always works
It is said that guilt can make people do unimaginable things. It also includes finally agreeing to the burger party the whole group has been demanding since the first year of college! Now, there are many ways to guilt trip your friend. Remind them how they were able to pass the semester because you let them copy from your answer sheet. Remind them how you picked up their crush’s birthday cake late at midnight so that they could pull off the midnight surprise. Guilt them into remembering all the instances when you got late to lectures and offices while picking them up because they were lazy and couldn’t wake up on time.
Wow, the list can just go on… One thing is for sure, the best pizza topping apart from cheese is GUILT. Acche accho ko line pe laa de!
Tarakki unki, toh treat bhi unki!
When your friend scores very good marks in the exams, when they get a raise or a promotion at their job or when their crush finally said YES to them – You are the happiest! Not because you want your friend to grow and prosper, but also because this calls for a PARTY!
Because when it’s such ‘khushi ka mauka’, you can’t help but say ‘jashn ki taiyyari karo’. Though it’s your friend who will end up paying for all the burgers, pizzas and fries you polish off, even from their tray!
Remind them how you know all their secrets
We don’t think anything could beat this one! From raja-maharajas to common people like us, everyone has used the legendary trick of Tera secret bata dunga haa to get something they want. To ensure you rarely have to pay for a burger, pizza or coffee till the time the friendship lasts, you must start keeping notes (if you haven’t already) of every scandalous thing that has happened with your friend.
And when the right opportunity comes or cravings strike, sneakily bring up the topic – The secret could be anything, from having multiple backs or ATKTs in their running semesters to catching them red-handed reading articles on how to get a girlfriend. And watch your friend make the offerings of your favourite burger and pizza treat.
Birthday pe toh banta hai yar!
It is your janma-siddh adhikaar to demand a big fat treat from your friend on his/her birthday. No laws or rules come into effect on this day. They must wholeheartedly fulfil your demands to give you a burger party or a pizza treat without asking any questions.
And if your friend tries to make ridiculous bahanas to avoid giving you a party, read point number 2 and 4 and use them on your friend. Fir dekho, how they agree to give you a treat!
But, but… here’s a chota disclaimer
All the above applies to your friend too… This means your friend can use all the above tricks and tips to get a burger party at Ajay’s from you too. And what is the point of calling yourself friends if you’re not always looking for reasons, no matter how silly they are, to demand a party from each other?
Now, just pray that your friend has not read this before you. Good luck!